From the Mouth and Mind of a Three Year Old

His interpretation of where his daddy works:

hops.did.dough



And the other day after I remarked about his cute little baby butt he patted his cheeks and informed me that they were his "tubs." I thought I misheard him so I carried on with the conversation until he repeated again that he had tubs on his cute little baby butt. When I inquired about what he was talking about and told him that it didn't make sense to me he informed me that his tubs on his cute little baby butt hold his poop and pee.